To be or not to be..

To be J.Young or not to be Chick Neer!
To be a cupcake or not to be a muffin.
To be an astronaut or not to be a scuba diver.
To be a squirrel or not to be a chipmunk.
To be a dolphin or not to be a whale.
To be MC Hammer or not to be Vanilla Ice.
To be sweet or not to be sour.
To be the moon or not to be the sun.
To be chilly or not to be willy.
To be Michelle Pfeffier "pifter" or not to be kying a flite. (:
To be hotdogs or not to be mac n cheese.
To be a Nerf gun or not to be a Nerf dart.
To be a Snork or not to be a Smerf.
To be Barney or not to be Baby Bop.
To be Skeeter or not to be Doug.
To be Tommy or not to be Chuckie.
To be Susie or not to be Angelica.
To be N'SYNC or not to be The Backstreet Boys.
To be Tennis or not to be Volleyball.
To be Skittles or not to be an Airhead.
To be Fruit Gushers or not to be Fruit by the Foot.
To be onion rings or not to be mozzerella sticks.
To be McDonalds or not to be Josephs SuperValu.
To be Hollister or not to be American Eagle.
To be Pacsun or not to be Hot Topic.
To be a Jimmy or not to be a Jeep.
To be a Lemonade Icee or not to be a Coke Icee.
To be a Cheeseburger or not to be a Rodeo Burger.
To be Target or not to be Wal Mart.
To be Culver's or not to be Taco Bell.
To be Hardee's or not to be Wendys.
To be Hong Kong or not to be K's Oriental.
To be Red Lobster or not to be Applebees.
To be Ishpeming or not to be Virginia Beach.
To be Tyler or not to be Jack.
To be Art or not to be Composition.
To be Accounting or not to be Adv. PE
To be Gatorade or not to be Powderade.
To be 50 Cent or not to be Lil Wayne.
To be Country or not to be Rap.
To be super or not to be duper.
To be dokee or not to be okee.
To be pea or not to be pod.
To be hello or not to be goodbye.
To be May or not to be April
To be pokey or not to be hokey.
To be the Cha Cha Slide or not to be Cotton Eye Joe.
To be Toy Story or not to be Snow White.
To be a Shark Tale or not to be Finding Nemo.
To be Black Sheep or not to be Tommy Boy.
To be Big Daddy or not to be the Water Boy.
To be Mad TV or not to be SNL.
To be E.R. or not to be Scrubs.
To be Greys Anatomy or not to be Desperate House Wives.
To be The Secret Life of an American Teenager or not to be Army Wives.
To be Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or not to be Fried Green Tomatos.
To be Ranch Doritos or not to be Dill Pickle Chips.
To be that or not to be this.
To be done or not to be just beginning!

To be or not to be, that is the question...